She's a Comic

Jensyn has decided that she should go to school like the big girls and since she doesn't, she has made up her own class and teacher. Her friends all have names like Nina, Bina, Tina, etc. Her teacher's name is Miss Snot. I thought maybe I was misunderstanding her, but she corrected me. She enunciated, 'Miss SSSNNNOOTT!'
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The teacher across the hall from Miss Potts is Miss White. Jensyn really likes her and will walk into her classroom like she owns the joint. The other night she brought Snow White to me and said, 'Read Miss White tonight.'
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Jensyn came downstairs crying. I was doing laundry and had my head in the dryer and hadn't heard her calling me. She came around the corner and I asked her what the problem was. She stopped crying and sniffled, 'I couldn't find myself.'
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Leighton was going to share her bagel with Jensyn. She threw it down on the table in front of her. Jensyn was disgusted. She screamed, 'Not like a doggie! The doggie is out there. I want a plate!'